A Secret Agent's Mustache

Well I need to upload a picture. Why, might you ask. Because the government needs me to as I am their top spy!

That doesn't really have anything to do with a picture. Especially this one.

This is a paisley design I have drawn up. I drew half of it, then uploaded it onto this[top secret spy]computer and copied the image so it was reflected to look like a huge, glorious, paisley mustache! It's so purty.

Biology 101

So when organisms are in the same genus and family they are attracted to one another. Now I know what you might be thinking. 'Dude, I know this already. What is the point of telling me this?'

Let me answer this controversial question of yours. 

I really don't know. Um, all I do know is that the homo sapiens are attracted on a deeper level.

'Dude I still don't know what you're talking about!'

Well calm down and let me finish. A certain friend of mine-we'll call him S- likes a girl who is very advanced in these attracting ways. She is able to talk to him so that he can't tell if she is trying to attract him or if she's just taunting him. What a skill right?!

'Dude you're just talking about yourself!'

What?! No! Of course not... Yes. Yes I am.

Rain Don't You EVER LEAVE!

Rain, rain, go away. Don't come back another day.

Actually that is not true at all! Please stay for the entirety of my life(unless otherwise notified). You are to beautiful to be told to go away! I really do love you. (      )
      ""<3""         
That's a ^ cloud w/ rain and my heart

I Say My Apologies. "I'm sorry."

So I'd just like to apologize for previous statements. I'm just a boy who was PISSED about election outcomes. I realize everyone has their own voice, and I normally do a great job at letting everyone be heard. Anyways just wanted to say sorry for insulting any one who supported Obama. 

Idiots Suck & Sane People Have Fun

So I just ironed a shirt for tomorrow. Thought a world of idiots who voted for Obama should know.

And for the sane people who aren't relying on welfare cause they actually do things with their lives and voted for a man who won't screw us over with lies and broken promises, I have an interesting story. I'm in student council and I got stuck working the ID machine during lunch. So what do I naturally do to fight off eminent boredom? I strategically positioned chairs around the room so I had access to the most crucial parts of the room then I only walked/skipped/jumped from chair to chair in order to get around. Just thought the people who care about our country should know cause you aren't the ones getting high on legal marijuana.

A Little Bit of Funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno
My #1 favorite youtube video ever! So funny! AND!...highly recommended by yours truly. You will laugh I guarantee it!

My ENTIRE Life! Not really just a small little tidbit.

So uh, I am a boy with the hopes of being the first in the world to find a toothbrush(unused of course) in a spelunking cave. 

Uh, not really I just had to introduce my interesting-at least-imagination. 

So now that that's done I can do anything I want! WOOHOOO! 

Except find a toothbrush(unused) in a spelunking cave. So that sucks.

So I'll have various things on this particular page. Not any others. Because on my other web pages I am pretending to be a panda horse(no joke i'm a flippin' panda horse folks). So for viewer safety just come to this page.

I really don't have another page. I'm not that cool. But I bet you are.